The Worst First Date Ideas – Where Not To Go On A First Date

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Bad first date ideas — your parents’ house

Want to know a bad first date idea? Bringing her to your parents’ place. Don’t laugh, because we’ve actually heard of one case where a dude actually brought his first date over to his parents’ place. It didn’t really start as the main plan for the evening, but the conversation hit a lull while they were eating dinner at a diner (which isn’t a great start anyway), and the man casually suggested if she would like to come with him to stop by and see his parents. Not sure how to refuse the offer, the woman complied, and next thing you know they were at the parents’ dining room table, eating pasta and olives. We’re sure the food was great, but we also know that your parents’ house is the last place to ever take a first date.

Want a boring date? Bring her to the library

For those intellectual, reader types, a date at the library might be a tempting thing. Maybe you saw her online dating website profile, and noticed that she enjoys reading books. This might lead you down a thought pattern until you eventually land on the idea that taking her to the library on your first date might be a good idea. However, we are here to tell you that you are wrong in so many ways. A library is the place that you go to study or rent a book — it’s not the place that you bring your date to, especially not the first time you meet her. With the whisper policy of libraries, how do you expect to carry out a decently audible conversation with your date? Do you expect to really get laid with you if all you’re both doing is spending time in different rows, reading the introductions to different books? It’s great that you like to read, and it’s great that you have that in common with your date, but stick to the practical first date hot spots.

Watch a movie to ruin your chances of communication

Want to really kill your chances of communication? Then a movie is the perfect place to bring your first date. Seriously, this is still one of the most common first date flubs, and we don’t understand how so many men keep making the same mistake over and over again. If you thought that you couldn’t communicate in a library, imagine how silent and awkward it will be in a movie theatre, where talking is pretty much banned altogether. A movie can be a good place to bring a first date if you’re in high school and know the girl sufficiently well enough to make out with her the entire time. However, unless you two are in a particularly feisty mood, chances are that you won’t be making out during the movie, and you’ll only be watching it while sitting awkwardly, silently close to each other.

Want to turn her on? Don’t bring her to a sex shop

Some men looking to turn their women on as early as possible might suggest meeting up at the local sex shop and browsing through the aisles. However, we can not stress how bad that idea is. We understand the logic, and we definitely respect that, but suggesting a first date at a sex shop is completely foolish and will result in a completely sexless night. Really, if this is your first date idea, how do you go about your daily life? Sure, sex toys are cool and interesting, and they could be fun enhancers to sex, but it’s not the place to meet a lady for the first time. Just stick with the classic places, like a bar or restaurant. Maybe a walk by the river at night. Really, a sex shop? What were you thinking?

Bad date classics — a date at the gym

For many an average bro out there, the thought of taking a first date to a gym has frequently crossed the mind. That, however, is a bad date classic. Again, we totally understand the logic here; you promote a healthy lifestyle, and so does your date. Since you both like to train so much, then maybe training together might be fun. However, we are of the opinion that bringing a first date to a gym is a horrendous idea. First of all, you’ll both be sweating profusely by the end of the workout, which is a bad look for the first date. Second, you might struggle lifting a certain class of weight, and this will lead her to disrespect your strength. Finally, with all the monstrous men at the gym who could lift twice the weight that you were having trouble with, do you really want to bring your girl to the gym, especially while she’s wearing those yoga pants? Maybe it’s best to just go for a walk downtown, and maybe grab a bite to eat.

Drunk Casual Sex: Should You Have It? 5 Tips To Do It Right!

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Every single time we get drunk, without fail, we receive nature’s call to find a hot woman and pseudo-procreate with her. It happens every time, and it’s always painful when those desires don’t get fulfilled. Have drunk casual sex is a super tricky ordeal, but there are a few steps to try taking that could actually turn the endeavor into a successful one.

Finding casual sex in the world while drunk — the proper mindset

So, you’re out, it’s late, and you’re really drunk. While the thought of getting into a pointless fight surely crosses your mind, it’s essentially drowned out by the louder thought of trying to get laid. When we’re drunk at the end of the night, all we really want is a hot booty call before calling it a night. Casual sex in the world can be found even by those who are incredibly inebriated; it just takes the right steps. Before anything, you must envelop the proper mindset before taking any wobbly steps forward. By this we mean that you must completely realize how drunk you are, and take all of your future blunders with a grain of salt. If you prepare yourself for the inevitable missteps that are to come, you have less of a chance of becoming discouraged and abandoning your casual sex efforts altogether.

Maintain your balance

We cannot stress the importance of this point. Maintain your balance throughout every step, for the entire night. Along with the realization of your inebriation comes the responsibility of not falling down flat on your face and breaking your nose completely. It will be a hard journey ahead, but you must try to realign yourself with the center of the earth, and maintain a sense of balance for the remainder of your sexual adventure. Since this is a crowded night downtown, your object of affection will have had to deflect several unbalanced drunks trying to make a move on her. Instantly differentiate yourself from the crowd by becoming a truly balanced walker, and not making any missteps whatsoever.

Thinking about what to say? Don’t say anything!

If you’re thinking about what to say, we suggest that you don’t say anything. If you open your mouth and say anything at all, your chances of getting laid will be ruined, because all that can come out of your mouth right now is utter rubbish. When you find the girl that you want to have sex with, simply convey all of your desire through body language. Look her straight in the eye with your most seductive face while leaning at the bar. Don’t break eye contact, and let your irises communicate your passion to hers. If you are doing this correctly, then that hottie will not be able to resist your allure. She will symbolically roll out the red carpet for you, and you will take the night from there.

Sweep her off her feet (just not literally)

Now that you have your in, it’s time for you to sweep her off her feet. Although, we don’t suggest that you do this literally, since lifting her up in the state you’re in will most likely result in her injury. We just mean that you should be as charming as possible as you get to know your lady. Of course, you’re still super drunk, so you’re not able to say much without seeming like someone who knows no languages. This is why we suggest that you stick to one-word sentences — specifically, one-word questions. The only five words you should ever be saying are who, why, what, where, and how. Uttering one of these words with a question’s inflection at the end will result in her delivering you minutes’ worth of verbal information, and all you have to do is give her your most charismatic facial expression as she tells you all about herself.

Enjoy your wasted one night stand

If you’ve followed the above steps correctly, and your gal is still with you by the time the bar closes, then you’re probably on your way to a wasted one night stand. By this point, she’s had enough to drink to really entertain the idea of sleeping with you. All you have to do now is suggest that she come back to your place so that you can watch some TV together. By that, we of course mean let the TV play while you have sex on your couch. Now, the only obstacle left is getting up the stairs to your apartment. You’ve made it this far, so we think you have that covered.